|
|
Post by west-texan on Jan 12, 2012 17:42:12 GMT -5
Before I turn you into a flat cat ! Had to slow down 3 times today for cats crossing streets in front of me. What is this world coming to  I bet every one of these jaywalking varmints is a Democrat cat owned by a liberal. Dogs are just plain smarter. I haven't had a dog cross the street in front of me in years. |
|
doysl
Full Member
Posts: 100
|
Post by doysl on Jan 12, 2012 21:21:51 GMT -5
Cats are nice. Wheels off nice cats.
|
|
|
|
Post by phantom on Jan 13, 2012 9:13:06 GMT -5
I almost ran over one once. I turned left onto a street and the cat was sitting in the street. I stopped and it stared at me. Crazy!
|
|
|
|
Post by bluewest on Jan 13, 2012 10:23:10 GMT -5
The cat was thinking: "It's my street, and just who the hell are you"
|
|
doysl
Full Member
Posts: 100
|
Post by doysl on Jan 13, 2012 10:30:59 GMT -5
A dog thinks about its owner,'He feeds me, walks me, cleaning sh*t after me. He must be god'.
A cat thinks of its owner,'He feeds me, hugs me, cleaning sh*t after me. I must be goddes'.
|
|
|
|
Post by phantom on Jan 13, 2012 17:30:45 GMT -5
That was exactly what it looked like bluewest.
|
|
|
|
Post by Old Rip on Jan 16, 2012 8:20:15 GMT -5
Our neighbors cats come over here all the time. I go out on my patio there is always one of them scampering over the fence. I got one of them really good one time with the garden hose.
|
|
|
|
Post by west-texan on Jan 16, 2012 22:34:12 GMT -5
I don't have a dog, so the neighbor cats come check out my backyard when the weather is nice. And one of is a really big black and white cat that likes to sit up on a fence post at the house across the alley and watch everything that goes on. I can see him up there from my house over my fence.
|
|
|
|
Post by shark on Jan 17, 2012 9:26:37 GMT -5
I have a big yellow Lab that comes down the street from one of the houses North of me. He takes a dump right by my pinon trees and heists his leg on my 100 a piece trees. I called the pound they came out looking for him. Maybe I'll get lucky.
Leash law in Canyon, but, out in the country of Canyon I was told by authorities if people live on less then 5 acres the law applies to them too, but, if you have over 5 acres your animals I guess have the run of the place.
all the folks here live on 1 acre with the exception of us cul de sac-ers who bought in at 2 1/2.
|
|
|
|
Post by sj on Jan 17, 2012 18:47:34 GMT -5
Come on w-t.....fess up!....this background is that cat and you did run over it....  |
|
|
|
Post by phantom on Jan 17, 2012 21:05:40 GMT -5
He ran over a zebra! :0
He's on the Amarillo zoo's hitlist!!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by shark on Jan 18, 2012 10:45:25 GMT -5
wish he'd run over my yellow lab pain in the arse
|
|
|
|
Post by wse1 on Jan 21, 2012 12:12:19 GMT -5
When I first met my wife, we were driving around or going somewhere. There was a cat sitting on the side of the road. The future wife said slow down and move over so if it moved, Iwould miss it. So I did move over and slowed down. Just when we got close to where the cat was, the future wife honked my horn and the cat ran right under my tire causing a slight tussel to the rear right tire. When we looked back, that stupid cat was doing a great kickin chicken move. The wife wanted to go back to see if it was ok. I simply stated that cat died, atleast the gene pool of that cat came to an end. We did the cat population a favor.
|
|
|
|
Post by shark on Jan 21, 2012 19:19:02 GMT -5
That's a goody ! Attachments:
|
|
|
|
Post by west-texan on Jan 21, 2012 23:01:25 GMT -5
Maybe I need to start doing some research. To see if I can find the missing link between rats and cats. And prove once and for all that cats are really just large hairy rodents. They'll give me a Nobel Prize, and then I'll rich and famous. Dogs will love me, and cat lovers will hate me.  |
|
