Post by amatx on Apr 11, 2007 2:08:39 GMT -5
Try typing the word s-a-l-t-w-a-t-e-r (ocean water) without the hypens.
You'll discover that this program automatically replaces the letters t,w,a,t with the word "thingy".
salthingyer
Apparently, the programmers' mother(s) detested any word other than thingy to describe her v-a-g-i-n-a.
The accurate technical, medical, and acceptable word spelled
v a g i n a will be automatically replaced with girl thingy.
Any mention of comic-hero detective D i c k Tracy, or Vice-President D i c k Cheney will also be replaced with thingy Tracy and thingy Cheney.
Am I to get into hot water if I run those words together and type H O T W A T E R as one word?
Try it, and it will look like this: hothingyer
If you had meant to say that "the pen is mightier than the sword" but failed to hit the space bar correctly, your post would read:
The thingy mightier than the sword
Ass, however, is totally acceptable here, as is dumbass or kickass or jackass. Just don't put the words ass and hole together, because that indicates a "not very nice person".
For those of us who refer to kittycats as p-u-s-s-y-c-a-t-s, will be surprised to find their posts contain the word girl thingycats.
Don't even mention the popular music group Josie and the P-cats.
How stupid -- Josie and the girl thingycats.
"What's New, girl thingycat?" by the great Tom Jones?
Someone appears to be a real "girl thingy" about certain words.
Prostitutes, commonly called w h o r e s, do not work in sleeperhouses.
Moronically, w-h-o-r-e is replaced by sleeper and
(s l u t) is replaced by, well, try it yourself. It's hilarious.
The accepted and common American Kennel Club word for "pregnant dog" (b1tch) is appropriately replaced with pregnant dog.
Bastard, however is simply bastard.
Returning to anatomy, the word furburger must be a new one here, but (p o o n t a n g) becomes thingytang.
Crotch, nookie, schlong, pecker, hooters, tits, balls, nipple, muffin, wang, johnson, boob, tallywhacker, titty, breast, nuts, sex, skank, weenie, and sleezebag are words that the moderater may (or may not, who knows?) want to look into.
Tomorrow, we'll look into words describing various bodily functions.
You'll discover that this program automatically replaces the letters t,w,a,t with the word "thingy".
salthingyer
Apparently, the programmers' mother(s) detested any word other than thingy to describe her v-a-g-i-n-a.
The accurate technical, medical, and acceptable word spelled
v a g i n a will be automatically replaced with girl thingy.
Any mention of comic-hero detective D i c k Tracy, or Vice-President D i c k Cheney will also be replaced with thingy Tracy and thingy Cheney.
Am I to get into hot water if I run those words together and type H O T W A T E R as one word?
Try it, and it will look like this: hothingyer
If you had meant to say that "the pen is mightier than the sword" but failed to hit the space bar correctly, your post would read:
The thingy mightier than the sword
Ass, however, is totally acceptable here, as is dumbass or kickass or jackass. Just don't put the words ass and hole together, because that indicates a "not very nice person".
For those of us who refer to kittycats as p-u-s-s-y-c-a-t-s, will be surprised to find their posts contain the word girl thingycats.
Don't even mention the popular music group Josie and the P-cats.
How stupid -- Josie and the girl thingycats.
"What's New, girl thingycat?" by the great Tom Jones?
Someone appears to be a real "girl thingy" about certain words.
Prostitutes, commonly called w h o r e s, do not work in sleeperhouses.
Moronically, w-h-o-r-e is replaced by sleeper and
(s l u t) is replaced by, well, try it yourself. It's hilarious.
The accepted and common American Kennel Club word for "pregnant dog" (b1tch) is appropriately replaced with pregnant dog.
Bastard, however is simply bastard.
Returning to anatomy, the word furburger must be a new one here, but (p o o n t a n g) becomes thingytang.
Crotch, nookie, schlong, pecker, hooters, tits, balls, nipple, muffin, wang, johnson, boob, tallywhacker, titty, breast, nuts, sex, skank, weenie, and sleezebag are words that the moderater may (or may not, who knows?) want to look into.
Tomorrow, we'll look into words describing various bodily functions.
