Virual Threat

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Worm Overload Recreational Killer

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and
by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any
means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two
good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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Once you have been disinfected from WORK, you will become eligible for another worm call WELFARE. There is no known cure for WELFARE, unless you want to get the WORK again. Most people do not want the WORK again.