How to smuggle a parrot into prison

[petiepanzer]

During a routine sweep in a central Irish prison for contraband, prison officials found a budgie, among other various items. It is suspected that the bird was smuggled into the prison by a woman who managed to slip the bird past authorities by bringing it in inside of her body. I guess this gives a whole new meaning o the term "a bird in the bush".

www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=48351&in_page_id=2

[catsmeow]

Ewwwwwwwwww!

[unk]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush......I don't think so.

[mopnglo]

Well I have told my hubby to shove it up his a$$, but I don't think I would do that in return.

[princessbaybay]

Ok... so how did the little guy breathe??

LMAO!!!! a mini snorkle for his beak??

[gitpikker58]

Aren't those birds used to detect methane gas??? ;D