Post by joe on May 16, 2007 13:44:08 GMT -5
Bob was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. He wife was really annoyed.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds...AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Bob rose early and left for work. When his wife rose, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
The wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and ripped open the box. Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale!
Bob has been missing since Friday.
;D
He forgot his wedding anniversary. He wife was really annoyed.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds...AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Bob rose early and left for work. When his wife rose, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
The wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and ripped open the box. Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale!
Bob has been missing since Friday.
;D