Post by west-texan on Nov 4, 2010 15:34:15 GMT -5
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"I don't sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar... We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick!"
President Barack Obama, Today Show interview, June 8, 2010
When the US Constitution threatens to put the brakes on the country's sorely needed transformation into a progressive statist paradise, who ya' gonna call? Captain Kickass, of course!
Indeed, Captain Kickass has kicked so much ass in recent months that it's getting hard to keep it all straight. And we're not just talking about his golf game! Among his more dazzling achievements this past summer, few feats can top the way Captain Kickass turned the brass at BP into putty and ordered up a $20 billion bounty, despite legislation in place that otherwise limited the company's liability to a fraction of that. And don't forget Captain Kickass's artful manipulation of the Commerce Clause to ram through ObamaCare... Passage of that stinker was an act of ass-kicking beauty, baby!
Complete with detachable golf club and teleprompter (aka, idiot board) accessories, your Captain Kickass bobble head will serve to inspire you throughout the day as he emanates pure awesomeness. Captain Kickass is available in two different ass-kicking models in our exclusive on-line store. Order yours today!
"I don't sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar... We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick!"
President Barack Obama, Today Show interview, June 8, 2010
When the US Constitution threatens to put the brakes on the country's sorely needed transformation into a progressive statist paradise, who ya' gonna call? Captain Kickass, of course!
Indeed, Captain Kickass has kicked so much ass in recent months that it's getting hard to keep it all straight. And we're not just talking about his golf game! Among his more dazzling achievements this past summer, few feats can top the way Captain Kickass turned the brass at BP into putty and ordered up a $20 billion bounty, despite legislation in place that otherwise limited the company's liability to a fraction of that. And don't forget Captain Kickass's artful manipulation of the Commerce Clause to ram through ObamaCare... Passage of that stinker was an act of ass-kicking beauty, baby!
Complete with detachable golf club and teleprompter (aka, idiot board) accessories, your Captain Kickass bobble head will serve to inspire you throughout the day as he emanates pure awesomeness. Captain Kickass is available in two different ass-kicking models in our exclusive on-line store. Order yours today!
