Post by wse1 on Jun 13, 2011 7:19:17 GMT -5
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
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A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
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The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
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"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
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"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
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The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
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To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy,when you don't know s**t?"
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And then she went back to reading her book.
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A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
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The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
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"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
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"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
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The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
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To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy,when you don't know s**t?"
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And then she went back to reading her book.
