Church of the CO2

[unk]

My new church needs members. We believe that the release of CO2 gas into the atmosphere is a sin. It is rapidly causing global warming and will end life on earth as we know it. We realize that it is hard to stop emitting CO2 gas. We therefore offer you a way out if you are guilty of this sin. WE offer repentance for a fee. Drop several bucks in the plate when it passes by and we will plant a tree and you will be forgiven for the CO2 gas you released today. ( The going rate is 50 dollars per 1000 cubic feet ) Tomorrow is another all new ballgame. If you sinned again, you must repent again. ;D

[horribilis]

It is my emissions of methane gas that will keep me from being admitted to heaven.

[joe]

But don't you have to chop down those trees to make the money for the collection plate? Good plan. The more money you collect, the less trees. Less trees means a greater need for collections. Accountants hate pyramid schemes. America loves them.

And tax-free to boot!